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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 15:13:12 -0700</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[Google Penguin Update]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>Google Penguin Update</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />Googles new Penguin Update is the worst ever!!!

Fuck Google!<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Business and Finance</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 19:05:55 -0700</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[Bad Service]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>Bad Service</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />THat is the one thing I hurt<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Gadgets</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 14:59:34 -0700</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[HELP JAPAN]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>HELP JAPAN</strong> (ranted by me)<br />EVERYONE SHOULD DONATE $2.00 or whatever they can to Japan relief!!!!<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Political Opinion</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:35:57 -0700</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[test this thing]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>test this thing</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />ya ya<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Microsoft</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:32:03 -0700</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[TESTING]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>TESTING</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />hah!!!
I hate everybody!!!!!!<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Political Opinion</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 05:46:38 -0800</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[I HATE THOSE WHO HATE AMERICAN]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>I HATE THOSE WHO HATE AMERICAN</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />I hate those who hate americans!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Political Opinion</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 00:27:12 -0800</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[I HATE AMERICIANS]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>I HATE AMERICIANS</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />I hate the fact that Americans are cocky, they suck and I hate them all!!!<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Political Opinion</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 12:14:40 -0800</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[People who hate dogs]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>People who hate dogs</strong> (ranted by munch)<br />I can't stand people who thinks my dog that's on a leash walking beside me will all of a sudden go Kugo on your ass. Please relax<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Comedy</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:56:41 -0800</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[Dog Poo!]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>Dog Poo!</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />I'm tired of practically doing the hopscotch down the street trying to avoid dog crap on the paths! And fail to concentrate you have it smidged underfoot GRR. If these filthy dog owners can't be bothered to pick up after their darlings then they shouldnt keep dogs. Last year someone allowed their dog to crap on my door step. Mind you it was hard not to laugh as it was a frosty day and the stuff was steaming.<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Other Sports</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:53:26 -0800</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[10 reasons LOST sucks]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>10 reasons LOST sucks</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />1. Nothing ever really happens. Oh, you think something is going to happen. The previews show that something is going to happen.  Sadly though, in the end nothing really happens. It’s amazing that you can watch a whole season of the show and end up pretty much where you started. Yep, still on the island. Nope, still don’t know what all the crazy stuff happening is about… Throw us a bone people. 

2. The shaky camera work. Oh this is a biggie. We are all well aware of this cheap trick used to intensify the drama of a scene, or worse yet, to insert a false sense of drama where the plot is lacking. Hold the camera steady for the love of Pete. We will decide if the scene is intense enough and if not we can shake our heads back and forth rapidly. There are enough Bruckheimer shows in the world already.

3. Kind of the opposite of the last reason, but equally annoying: the staring factor. By my rough estimates, a good 17 minutes of each episode is devoted to someone staring at someone else, or some object. The casual viewer may miss this one, but look for it. People just don’t stare at each other that much in real life. I think for one of the future blog entries I will actually take a stopwatch and record the “net staring time” for an episode.

4. 3 episodes then reruns for a month. What’s up with that? Yes, it’s filmed in Hawaii and I’m sure a lot goes into each show, but film the whole season then air it. Other shows are able to do that, why not Lost?

5. The flashbacks. They don’t add a whole lot for one thing, and not everyone could have killed someone before they got to the island. I mean how many people’s flashbacks are about them killing a person or persons? I think the fat dude is the only one who didn’t. Oh wait, his “curse” did kill a few people if I recall.

6. New characters. How many new people can they introduce to the show that is set on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere? You wouldn’t think there would be so many people ending up there. You’ve got a whole community of “others”, a French chick, a dude that was in the hatch, all the plane crash people, and now some balloon guy. This island has more people than your average Club Med.

7. The Dharma Initiative. This is so ridiculous; I’m at the point where I don’t even care what it’s really about. Between the guy in the movie and the clever marketing logo, it’s just a bit too over the top. I swear they ripped off this shadow organization from an old episode of Get Smart. If they break out a Dharma Project cone of silence I will throw a shoe through my TV.  

8. They find a steel and concrete fortified bunker/hatch (actually many of these) but yet they all still choose to live happily in the open on the beach, while man eating creatures and scary smoke beings roam the island. Don’t you think seeing a man ripped to shreds by a huge monster would make you want to have a metal door between you and the outside world while you slept? 

9. The original premise is flawed. If a plane breaks apart at that altitude, there would be no one left to be “lost”. It should have been called “Crashed” and been a one episode show.

10. Pressing the countdown button. Enough said.<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Television</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:50:51 -0800</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[Twitter sucks, I'm out!! C-Ya]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>Twitter sucks, I'm out!! C-Ya</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />Twitter sucks, I'm out!! C-Ya<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Gadgets</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:45:33 -0800</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[The iPhone is a piece of shit]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>The iPhone is a piece of shit</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />No, I'm not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I'm not getting one because I already have a phone that's better: it's called the Nokia E70, it's the pinnacle of human achievement, and I love it more than my family.<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Gadgets</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:43:27 -0800</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[PayPal Sucks]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>PayPal Sucks</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />If your PayPal account is accessed by a criminal using one of the phishing methods, PayPal will hold YOU monetarily and legally responsible!<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Educational</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:35:07 -0800</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[I hate eBay feedback retaliati]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>I hate eBay feedback retaliati</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />Alright, for all intents and purposes, I have a perfect eBay feedback rating. I have 116 positive and two negative. Both negative feedbacks are retaliations from bum sellers that I left negative feedback for. Their negative feedback is unfounded. The first one's entire feedback was ".". Yes, he left me a single period. He didn't have anything bad to say, he just wanted to get back.<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Educational</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 09:40:28 -0800</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[Borders Cafe]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>Borders Cafe</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />Wow<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Political Opinion</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:53:54 -0800</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[Probando este sistema]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>Probando este sistema</strong> (ranted by pepito)<br />Lo que quiero decir es que este sistema parece que esta bueno pero debe costar un huevo<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Comedy</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 07:56:05 -0800</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[wtf free ranting - how crazy r]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>wtf free ranting - how crazy r</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />wtf free reanting the fk r u thinking<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Football in US/Canada</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:58:00 -0800</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[this is a RANT]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>this is a RANT</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />it all abouting ranting and let letting some steam out.<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Political Opinion</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:36:39 -0700</pubDate>
<title><![CDATA[Test again]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="8"><tr><td><strong>Test again</strong> (ranted by Anonymous)<br />Latest Rants Latest Rants Latest Rants Latest Rants Latest Rants Latest Rants Latest Rants Latest Rants Latest Rants Latest Rants Latest Rants Latest Rants Latest Rants<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Mods</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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